This week we’re doing Jurassic Park and Derek does a velociraptor impression. So if that doesn’t inspire you to listen to us twist the plot of this Spielberg classic into a Cold War dystopia about communism and lizard men, then I don’t know what will. Some talking points: Nicole Kidman’s kinky theater experience, the buttered popcorn secret formula, Mark Zuckerberg’s origin story, and being roasted alive by Cinemark seat warmers.
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This episode is a thematic, introspective journey through theme and concept. We’re stirring up the plot of A24’s critical darling, The Green Knight, into a symbolic tale of love, sports, and nuclear war – and if it’s a little too confusing for you… read a book! Some talking points: Spaghetti home defense, knight school, Ferris Bueller’s apocalyptic adventure, and Willy Wonka and the Murder Factory.
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This week we’re stirring up the plot of 2021’s Nightmare Alley into something a little… different. And if you know anything about this podcast, you know that by “different” we mean “an unholy abomination about rhino poaching, Ace Ventura, and fighting Jeff Corwin to the death.” Some talking points: Toenail the Ferret, Bumblebee’s acting process, raccoon lovemaking, and Liam Neeson’s descent into hades.
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This week we’re staying true to our Stir the Plot roots with a terrible b-movie and plenty of laughs! Join us as we reimagine the plot of the 2014 horror movie, Last Shift, and weave it into the tale of Jared Leto’s cultish fans, a donut heist gone wrong, and an immaculate gilded police station. Some talking points: Discord moderator Joker, Derek’s favorite holiday of the year, and Lindsey Lohan’s musical kidnapping extravaganza.
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It’s about upgrades people! More specifically, upgrading the plot of the 2005 animated film Robots! We spin this loveable children’s movie into the tale of Rodney: Destroyer of Worlds and his search to defeat the avuncular (whatever that means) Bigweld. Some talking points this episode: Master Cheeks, John Wick the dragon slayer, our failed deadmau5 experience, and the immaculate conception of Rodney Copperbottom.
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The one where Spider-Man can’t find his way home or whatever, we haven’t seen the movie. That’s right, this week we’re stirring up the plot of Spider-Man: No Way Home into a murder mystery full of love, betrayal, and questionable detective skills! Some talking points: Rodney Copperdropit, Venn guy-agrams, the Sailor Moon bar and grill, and delicious fried gila monster.
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Roll out the red carpet for Oscarpalooza 2k22! It’s that magical time of the year when we take the 10 Best Picture nominees – thoughtful, masterfully crafted works of cinema – and reimagine them as twisted machinations of our own minds. We’re back baby! Some talking points for this episode: Belfast and the Furious, Benedict Cumberdog, and the bowling demon of Main Event.
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Where have the boys been these past few months? Is the podcast still alive? Is Tyler still with us? All your questions answered and more on this week’s quick catchup episode! We’ll be back with your regularly scheduled Stir the Plot programming in two weeks time, and sticking to a bi-weekly schedule for the foreseeable future. So stay tuned!
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The first rule of this episode: don’t talk about it.
Some talking points: Turbo the US killing machine, ye old Buzzard Ville, and Sandy the not racist cowboy.
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We’re headed back to high school for a comedy-filled trek through the plot of Ma! We’re stirring up this questionable movie into the tale of Maggie, a new high school transfer who meets a wandering genie with battery issues. Will Maggie use her wishes for good? Anything is possible on this insane podcast. Some talking points: X-Men bible studies, bad high school pranks, and Dr. Turducken the forensics investigator.
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